Law & Order: Special Victims Unit1999

Witt Worley:
Okay, me and blondie had sex, but I sure as hell didn't rape and kill her.

Detective Elliot Stabler:
Blondie? What's her real name?

Witt Worley:
She never said. She just came up to me near the reservoir and said she was hot and wet.

Detective Elliot Stabler:
A stranger in the park throws herself at you because, why, you're so charismatic?

Witt Worley:
Look, the sex was consensual, okay? She even took out a tampon before we did it.

Detective Elliot Stabler:
Okay. Where's the tampon?

Witt Worley:
Killer ate it. My dachshund. I had to take him to the vet.

Detective Elliot Stabler:
Your dog ate your homework? You just got an "F" for your alibi.