Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit1999

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (often abbreviated to Law & Order: SVU or just SVU) is an American police procedural, legal, crime drama television series set in New York City, where it is also primarily produced. In the style of the origi… more »



Witt Worley:
Okay, me and blondie had sex, but I sure as hell didn't rape and kill her.

Detective Elliot Stabler:
Blondie? What's her real name?

Witt Worley:
She never said. She just came up to me near the reservoir and said she was hot and wet.

Detective Elliot Stabler:
A stranger in the park throws herself at you because, why, you're so charismatic?

Witt Worley:
Look, the sex was consensual, okay? She even took out a tampon before we did it.

Detective Elliot Stabler:
Okay. Where's the tampon?

Witt Worley:
Killer ate it. My dachshund. I had to take him to the vet.

Detective Elliot Stabler:
Your dog ate your homework? You just got an "F" for your alibi.

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