Law & Order: UK2009

James Steel:
[seeing Slade outside the courthouse] What are you doing out here?

Luke Slade:
I discovered in prison that I really like smoking. Something to thank you for. Unless I get cancer. Then I'd have to sue you.

James Steel:
Where's your barrister?

Luke Slade:
I'm representing myself.

James Steel:
[incredulous] At the Court of Appeal?

Luke Slade:
I spent the last eight years with time on my hands. So I studied the law. How's your wife? Um, what are you, separated or divorced?

James Steel:
This is a murder case. You should have a barrister. The judge can delay the case while you find someone to represent you.

Luke Slade:
Honestly, I'm fine. Thank you, though.