Let Them Eat Cake1999

Madame Vig?e le Brun:
My dear, I believe I am something of a trendsetter. Lose the wig, because, you see, we don't need it

Colombine:
Oh, I believe we do

Madame Vig?e le Brun:
Trust me on this - long, flowing, natural locks, that's all the rage now. Can we try it?

Colombine:
Very well then... Bouffant!

[Bouffant removes the wig, to reveal a bald head covered with clumps of hair]

Madame Vig?e le Brun:
Oh dear! Have we had the pox?

Lisette:
No, just the mange