Lewis2006

[Nell Buckley is a student who makes money from gullible tourists whom she takes on walking tours of Oxford which she livens up with preposterous, invented "facts"]

Nell Buckley:
Now we're going to go down to the crocodile-infested river.

American Tourist:
Suppose I say to you I don't believe a word of any of this stuff?

Philip Horton:
But there are photographs of the crocodile.

Nell Buckley:
And I would say to you, Sir: do you believe that all men and women are created equally with certain inalienable rights such as life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness?

American Tourist:
I hold those to be self-evident truths.

Nell Buckley:
[facetiously] It's easier to believe in a crocodile swimming in the Cherwell!