Life on Mars2006

Gene:
Now. Yesterday's shooting. The dealers are all so scared we're more likely to get Helen Keller to talk. The Paki in a coma's about as lively as Liberace's dick when he's looking at a naked woman, all in all this investigation's going at the speed of a spastic in a magnet factory.

Sam Tyler:
[Sam Tyler, aghast, drops the radio he is holding]

Gene:
What?

Sam Tyler:
Think you might have missed out the Jews.

Gene:
What?

Sam Tyler:
I think we need to explore whether this attempted murder was a hate crime.

Gene:
What as opposed to one of those I-really-really-like-you sort of murders?