Life on Mars2006

[Toolbox Terry is questioning Rocket about drug dealers. His sidekick Big Bird is holding a large sack]

Toolbox Terry:
So Rocket, what's going on.

Rocket:
My business involves the sacred bond of trust. Geezer, I can't. I would rather have rabid ferrets munch on my testicles.

Toolbox Terry:
You always say that, don't you, Rocket.

[Toolbox Terry nods at Big Bird who begins to pull something out of the sack]

Rocket:
[gulping] What's in the sack?

[Big Bird reveals a ferret]

Big Bird:
Not rabid, boss, but they are *very* annoyed.

[Toolbox Terry pulls down Rocket's Y-fronts. Big Bird takes a look]

Big Bird:
Poor ferrets. Not going to be getting much of a lunch.