Life's Work1996

Lisa Hunter:
I looked up the board's policy on sexual harassment and I guess what you're saying is that Tess's kiss constituted unwanted intimate contact. If you could help me out here, unwanted intimate contact would be defined as what, like touching?

Mr. Beiber:
Yes, of course. Touching, grabbing, any sort of hostile or demeaning behavior.

Lisa Hunter:
I see. So if I could just humbly ask you people, what is a wedgie? Isn't that unwanted intimate contact? And my daughter tells me that sort of thing happens all the time. You're trying to apply adult sexual harassment policy to 8 year olds. Now come on, haven't you ever been on a playground? Unwanted touching and grabbing is all they do. Some people call it PLAYING!