Little Britain2003

Marjorie Dawes:
What advice can we give to Babara, to turn her tragic life around? Paul?

Fat Fighter:
[sighs] Cut out biscuits?

Marjorie Dawes:
Cut out biscuits! erm... Mary?

Meera:
Instead of sugar, use artificial sweetener in tea.

Marjorie Dawes:
Something about sugar, but I think the best advice any of us can give you, is to look at the person on the inside, because you're obviously a very unhappy person...

Barbara:
No, I'm not!

Marjorie Dawes:
Well, you deserve to be! I know Mum doesn't speak to you, but that's not for here... but as far as she's concerned, if you were knocked down by a bus tomorrow the world would be a better place!