Little Britain2003

Vicky Pollard:
Who the Hollyoaks omnibus is that?

Vicky's gang member #1:
Chantelle Baker's gang.

Vicky Pollard:
Who or sumthin or nuffin?

Vicky's gang member #2:
They live down St.Pauls.

Vicky Pollard:
No, but, yeh, but, no, but,, what are they doin' on our patch or sumthin' or nuffin' or sorta like thing coz they is well gonna get beat-ins!

Vicky's gang member #3:
Cool it Vicky, they're well hard.

Vicky's gang member #1:
Yeerh, they give the Rettinen Sisters a bog wash.

Vicky Pollard:
They don't scare me. Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got, I'm just Vicky Pollard from round the corner from the block. V to the P to the icky to the ollard. Ohmigod. This is well hectic!

Vicky Pollard:
Hey you, what you doin' on our patch, you total bunch of mingin' dog b*tches!

[a dancing match follows, which is ended when Vicky boldly steps up to one of the gang members and and gives her a nipple-cripple]

Vicky Pollard:
We is well the best dancers.