Little House on the Prairie1974

Mary Ingalls:
You know, we sure miss you. Especially when we need a doctor.

Dr. Hiram Baker:
Who needed treatment and didn't get it?

Mary Ingalls:
Well... Carrie for instance.

Dr. Hiram Baker:
Carrie? What's wrong with Carrie?

Mary Ingalls:
She's got this pain in her middle...

Dr. Hiram Baker:
[runs to Carrie and kneels down in front of her] Carri, what kind of pain is it? Is it sharp?

Mary Ingalls:
Yeah. Sometimes it is.

Dr. Hiram Baker:
Does it stay in one place?

Mary Ingalls:
No. It seems to move around. It moves from here... to here... to here... to here...

Dr. Hiram Baker:
Let Carrie answer.

Mary Ingalls:
Yes sir.

Dr. Hiram Baker:
Where does it hurt, Carrie?

Carrie Ingalls:
It doesn't.

Mary Ingalls:
She did have a stomach ache last week...

Dr. Hiram Baker:
Mary, you're going to have to understand something. I've retired. Now, I might be the worst farmer in the county, but that's all I am. Thanks for your concern.