Lizzie McGuire2001

[Matt is entering a contest to become Jet Li's sidekick in his new movie. Sam wanted him to write an essay but Matt prefers Gordo's suggestion that they make a video and send it in]

Gordo:
Where's Matt?

Sam McGuire:
He's getting ready. I've got some interview questions for ya.

[hands Gordo the pad that he was writing on]

Gordo:
[reading the questions] "What's your name?", "How old are you?", "Where do you go to school?"

[Gordo looks unimpressed]

Sam McGuire:
[smiles] That is my absolute favourite.

Gordo:
These are *really* great questions, Mr. McGuire, but there -there are other ways we could go.

[Matt jumps out and does a bad Kung Fu move]

Gordo:
Looking good, Matt. So, what I was thinking is that we shoot a couple of cool establishing shots. Matt raking in the Zen garden...

Sam McGuire:
We don't have a Zen garden. And what about my questions?

Gordo:
[trying to be polite] The questions aren't very...

Matt:
[shouts] Bor-ing!