Lost in Austen2008

Lady Catherine de Bourgh:
Well? What do you have to say for yourself?

Mrs. Bennet:
I say this. You are a prig, Madam, a pander and a common bully. And you cheat at cards! Do you suppose you may enter my house and brandish your hat at me thus? I have a mind to turn you upside down and use you to scrape out Ambrosia's sty.

Lady Catherine de Bourgh:
Madam, I take my leave of you.

Mrs. Bennet:
Do! Or I shall take you out and set to scraping! Scrape, scrape, scrape, I shall go!

Mr. Bennet:
Tally-ho, wife!

Mr. Collins:
Mrs. Bennet, you must desist!

Jane Bennet:
Oh be quiet, you silly man. Do you suppose Mama would permit her daughters to be married to your brothers when before her very eyes is the specimen of you?

Mr. Bennet:
[after Lady Catherine and Mr. Collins leave] Tonight Mrs. Bennet, with your permission, I think I shall sleep in our bedroom.