Lost2004

[the band is stuck in the rain with a flat tyre]

Charlie Pace:
Oh, bloody hell! Why are we even doing this?

Liam Pace:
Chin up, mate. We're headlining.

Charlie Pace:
Headlining? We're playing Clitheroe. The arse end of nowhere.

Liam Pace:
A gig's a gig. We're building our fan base.

Charlie Pace:
Will our fan base pay for a new sodding tyre?

Liam Pace:
Only if we show up. So let's just get on with it, shall we?

Charlie Pace:
You know what, Liam? You get on with it. I quit.

Liam Pace:
You're giving up?

Charlie Pace:
There's nothing to give up on! We're broke! The album's not selling. We're a bloody joke!