Louis Theroux's Weird Weekends1998

[At the WCW Power Plant training centre for wrestlers, as a token of respect, Louis has decided to join in with the wrestlers' workout led by 'Sarge', who adopts the style of a tough military drill instructor. The workout is very punishing and Louis is soon worn out and wants to stop but the other wrestlers won't let him, they crowd around him, shouting]

Louis Theroux:
[voiceover] I'd been trying my best, I just couldn't keep up. But dropping out wasn't an option. It seemed Sarge was still fuming over my questions at the Monday Nitro event.

[Sarge makes Louis lie on the floor and swing his arms and legs out, like in a star jump]

Sarge:
[shouting] MOVE YOUR ARMS! MOVE YOUR LEGS! SAY "SIR, I'M A DYIN' COCKROACH, SIR!"

Louis Theroux:
Sir, I'm a dying cockroach, sir!

[Sarge makes him get up]

Sarge:
These guys go through it every damn day, and you got the nerve to ask me that bullshit down at Nitro? What the hell? You don't think we're not athletes - hell yeah, we're the best athletes in the world! We do this 365 days a f***ing year!

[cut to him holding the scruff of Louis's T-shirt]

Sarge:
Finish 'em out!

Louis Theroux:
[shaking his head] I'm a dying cockroach.

Sarge:
I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE A DYING COCKROACH!

[points to his boot]

Sarge:
YOU SEE THAT FOOT? IT'S GONNA SQUASH YOU!