Lucky Louie2006

Kim:
[Kim tries to seduce Louie by bending over] Ooh, look at the dirty, dirty stove.

Louie:
Cut it out.

Kim:
Why? Am I turning you on?

Louie:
Yes, dummy.

Kim:
Well... [grabs Louie's genitals] Do something about it, you big f***in' polesmoker.

Louie:
[sadly] We can't afford it.

Kim:
Stop thinking about money. The only thing you should be thinking about... [bends over] is all this ass.

Louie:
[talking into Kim's behind] We can't afford it!

Kim:
Yeah, talk to it, baby.

Louie:
Look, I would love to tap that ass.

Kim:
So tap it!

Louie:
I want to but my dick is too aware that your p*ssy is a chamber of financial ruin.

Kim:
Are you serious?

Louie:
I'm sorry. I need at least 3000 dollars in an interest bearing account to get fully hard.