M*A*S*H1972

Henry Blake:
[on the phone with General Clayton, while reading from a book that's upside down] While I've got you on the pipe, the suggestion's been made that we could use an oh-four W. W. nug. Yeah, that's right, sir. A nug so that we can, uh, uh - what's a nug sir? Well, a nug is, [Frank turns the book over] uh, a gun, sir. A 40 M. M. gun.

Trapper:
Henry, you gotta be kidding!

Hawkeye:
We definitely do not need a nug.

Frank Burns:
Keep your snoots out of this!

Trapper:
We don't need a gun or a nug.

Hawkeye:
What are you trying to do, get us into the war?

Trapper:
[grabbing the phone] General, listen, you send a gun up here, and that's gonna draw fire. That won't do our wounded very much good.

Henry Blake:
[taking the phone back] Give me that!

Hawkeye:
[grabbing the phone] Get rid of the ammo dump, and we won't need a gun.

Henry Blake:
[taking the phone back] Do you mind?

Frank Burns:
[grabbing the phone] The previous suggestion is contraindicated, we need an antiaircraft gun desperately, general.

Hawkeye:
Frank, how would you like a spontaneous nose job?