M*A*S*H1972

Maj. Frank Burns:
[Hawkeye is elaborately eating while in surgical garb] What's this funny business?

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
There's nothing funny to me, Frank. I happen to be very serious about this delicious piece of liver.

Maj. Frank Burns:
Where'd you get liver? They're serving hamburger.

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
You can't have any.

Maj. Frank Burns:
Fine. But where did you get it?

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
From the North Korean.

Maj. Frank Burns:
North Korean? What North Korean?

Maj. Frank Burns:
[beat]

Maj. Frank Burns:
You mean the one that...

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
The one who croaked!

[Frank moves forward and moves the plate slightly to get a better look]

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
[outraged] You touched my plate! You're not sterile! You've ruined my liver! Ruined it! And we're all out of North Koreans!

[Trapper moves forward and slaps Hawkeye across the face]

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
I don't think I needed that.

Army Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre:
Radar, take him back to the Swamp and make sure he takes the BLUE pills.

Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly:
Yes, sir.

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
[to Frank] Flithy liver thief!