M*A*S*H1972

Hawkeye:
I put my fishing rod down on this blue... wooden seat in the middle of this boat... and I stood up to get some more bait. Then I went into the water. I remember there was laughing right before I went in, and then I didn't hear anything, and then I couldn't hear anything, I couldn't see anything, there was just... all this water. And I remember, I tried to scream and nothing came out. Then this hand came down, grabbed my collar and yanked me out.

Maj. Sidney Freedman:
But how did you get INTO the water?

Hawkeye:
I stood up... [beginning to grown tense]... And he was just kidding around... [emotions swill and finally peak] HE PUSHED ME! [sobs loudly] AAAH-HAAAAH! WHY'D HE DO THAT? I LOVED HIM! I LOVED HIM! I HATED HIM! WHY'D HE PUSH ME? I got back in the boat, and he said to me, "you're so clumsy. If it wasn't for me, you'd be dead." And I thanked him. He pushed me into the water, and I hated him so much for that, and all I could do was thank him.

Maj. Sidney Freedman:
Why couldn't you say you hated him?

Hawkeye:
I couldn't. I couldn't even think it. I loved him!