M*A*S*H1972

Captain B.J. Hunnicut:
[Turning Major Burns' bed into a bar] What do we call it?

Hawkeye:
It's in the corner. Let's call it The Corner Bar. It's been used. I got it! "Frank's Bed" now doing business as "Joe's Bar and Grill".

Captain B.J. Hunnicut:
If my wife calls, I'm not here.

Hawkeye:
Henry would've loved this.

Captain B.J. Hunnicut:
Fair man with a bottle, you say?

Hawkeye:
Henry? He could have been a competition drinker. The man was born with a spare tank. I really miss him.

Captain B.J. Hunnicut:
How about the Henry Blake Memorial Bar?

Hawkeye:
I'll buy that. Let's break it in. I'll throw out the first drunk. With any luck it'll be me.