M*A*S*H1972

Army Capt. "Trapper John" McIntyre:
[Blake and Radar come into the Swamp for the night] Colonel Blake's party!

Hawkeye:
We have your reservation, sir. A single bed for yourself and a cradle for your son.

Lt. Col. Henry Blake:
Let's not have a lot of tongue-wagging in here tonight.

Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly:
Which bed should I take, sir?

Lt. Col. Henry Blake:
Well, let me face away from everybody, Radar, on account of me snoring.

Hawkeye:
Oh, lovely!

Army Capt. "Trapper John" McIntyre:
Henry, you're joking.

Lt. Col. Henry Blake:
Joking? Heh. I could be on the Olympic Snoring team. I snored the siding half off of my house. I even got a fan letter once from the seismograph people at Fordham.

Hawkeye:
How are we supposed to sleep with that?

Lt. Col. Henry Blake:
Well, if it gets too bad, just do what my wife does.

Hawkeye:
What's that?

Lt. Col. Henry Blake:
[smiling] Hold me close!