M*A*S*H

M*A*S*H1972

Stars: Alan Alda, Loretta Swit, Jamie Farr, William Christopher
Rating: TV-PG
Runtime: 25 minutes

Members of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital care for the injured during the Korean War and use humor to escape from the horror and depression of the situation. Among the 4077's people are Capts. Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce and "… more »



Frank Burns:
[looking at Klinger] What's he doing in here?

Hawkeye:
Sharing our tent.

Frank Burns:
Not on your nellie. You won't catch me sleeping with an enlisted man.

Hawkeye:
Frank...

Frank Burns:
Hmm?

Hawkeye:
Just wrap yourself in the flag and go to sleep.

Trapper:
And don't get in bed with that gun. That's an order.

Frank Burns:
A captain can't give a major an order.

Hawkeye:
Then it's a threat.

Frank Burns:
Well, that's different. This was a great war until you guys showed up.

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