M*A*S*H

     

M*A*S*H1972

Stars: Alan Alda, Loretta Swit, Jamie Farr, William Christopher
Rating: TV-PG
Runtime: 25 minutes

Members of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital care for the injured during the Korean War and use humor to escape from the horror and depression of the situation. Among the 4077's people are Capts. Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce and "… more »


Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
[B.J. is dressed as Santa Claus] Listen, fella, I've actually seen Santa Claus. I sat on his lap once. And I'm here to tell you, you ain't him.

Capt. B.J. Hunnicut:
How can you tell, Virginia?

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
Well in the first place, is that a brown mustache or are you eating a mouse?

Capt. B.J. Hunnicut:
Listen, I don't cover up this mustache for nobody, fella. Buzz off.

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
Gee. whatever happened to 'ho ho ho'?

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