M*A*S*H

     

M*A*S*H1972

Stars: Alan Alda, Loretta Swit, Jamie Farr, William Christopher
Rating: TV-PG
Runtime: 25 minutes

Members of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital care for the injured during the Korean War and use humor to escape from the horror and depression of the situation. Among the 4077's people are Capts. Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce and "… more »


Capt. Schaeffer:
[Klinger and Capt. Schaeffer enter Potter's office, presumably to review Klinger's eligibility for a Section 8 discharge] Well, I expected more officers, a review board?

Col. Potter:
Road apples, Private!

Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger:
Captain, Colonel.

Col. Potter:
Private, Corporal!

Capt. Schaeffer:
Tsk... caught again.

Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger:
You're my lawyer!

Col. Potter:
Your lawyer's a buck private, and he's no lawyer.

Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger:
W-w-wait...!

Col. Potter:
Button it, button it!

Capt. Schaeffer:
Let him talk.

Col. Potter:
According to his captain, a REAL captain, Schaeffer's been bucking for a Section 8 longer than you have! Busted twice, done four months in the stockade. He's impersonated a doctor, a bombardier, a tank commander, even a chaplain!

Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger:
A chaplain!

Capt. Schaeffer:
Somewhere in America, 25 couples are living in sin!

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