M*A*S*H

     

M*A*S*H1972

Stars: Alan Alda, Loretta Swit, Jamie Farr, William Christopher
Rating: TV-PG
Runtime: 25 minutes

Members of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital care for the injured during the Korean War and use humor to escape from the horror and depression of the situation. Among the 4077's people are Capts. Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce and "… more »


[a "first" explosion occurs at the M*A*S*H unit]

Col. Potter:
Everybody, hug a sandbag!

Maj. Winchester:
[running for cover] Get out of my way!

Maj. Winchester:
[a "second" explosion occurs] [to Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger] I thought you said you had everything under control.

Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger:
I did! Even I was fooled by that tent. I almost delivered mail there.

Col. Potter:
Well, it didn't fool them, they know that tank's here someplace. They ain't seen it driven out in the daytime, and they ain't heard it driven out at night. [a "third" explosion occurs] Okay, that's three. Get ICORPS on the phone, time to kick some ear.

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