M*A*S*H1972

Maj. Frank Burns:
[sits up] Well, some thing's wrong with me.

Hawkeye:
Oh yeah, ever since Margaret got engaged?

Maj. Frank Burns:
No! Since I've been getting shortness of breath and heart palpitations. Feel my chest.

Hawkeye:
Not tonight, darling. I have a headache.

Maj. Frank Burns:
And I have a lump here under the sternum and that's nt supposed to be there!

Hawkeye:
[prepares to draw blood from Frank's arm] Frank, go like this. [opens and closes his fist]

Maj. Frank Burns:
Feels like a marble. Not like an aggie. More like an immie.

Hawkeye:
Look, I don't have time to fee your chest for marbles. Just let me get some blood, I'll give you a shot in the behind and get out of here!