M*A*S*H1972

[Henry Blake, Hawkeye and Trapper are watching a nudie flick in Henry's office]

Henry Blake:
Pretty good, huh?

Trapper:
Not much story, but plenty of action.

Hawkeye:
[leaning toward the screen] It can't be!

Henry Blake:
What?

Hawkeye:
It is! It's Charlie Abrams's receptionist!

[He cackles gleefully]

Hawkeye:
She looks a lot better in balloons than a uniform.

Margaret:
[entering the office, immediately shocked] Colonel!

Henry Blake:
Whoops!

Margaret:
That's the most vulgar, base thing I've ever seen!

Hawkeye:
Well, Margaret, you can't come in in the middle.

Margaret:
It's disgusting!

Hawkeye:
The critics panned it, too, but we're trying to judge it on its own merits.