M*A*S*H

M*A*S*H1972

Stars: Alan Alda, Loretta Swit, Jamie Farr, William Christopher
Rating: TV-PG
Runtime: 25 minutes

Members of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital care for the injured during the Korean War and use humor to escape from the horror and depression of the situation. Among the 4077's people are Capts. Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce and "… more »



Cpl. Maxwell Klinger:
[In an immense heat, Klinger is wearing a rubber body suit] It's the latest reducing suits. I'm getting out of here if I have to go pint by pint.

Col. Sherman Potter:
Aren't you getting a little carried away, son?

Cpl. Maxwell Klinger:
Oh I hope so, sir. But you alone have the power to save me. Let's face it, would a sane man abuse himself like this?

Radar:
Just looking at it makes my eyes woozy.

Col. Sherman Potter:
Klinger, this one is definitely in the running.

Cpl. Maxwell Klinger:
Oh, be still my sweaty heart, I think I see daylight.

Col. Sherman Potter:
By golly, maybe you do. I'll tell you what, if you can stand being in a get-up like that for another 24 hours, you are the craziest man I've ever met.

Cpl. Maxwell Klinger:
You mean to say that---

Col. Sherman Potter:
I mean to say that whatever is left of you can have that magic Section 8.

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