M*A*S*H1972

[Potter comes into the office to find a Korean child at Klinger's typewriter]

Klinger:
This is Private Rita, executive assistant clerk. Cute as a bug in a Persian rug, isn't she, sir?

Potter:
She's a Korean Myrna Loy, all right, but what is she and the Dalton Gang doing here?

Klinger:
I told you about them on the phone. They came in for shots, but things got a little complicated. Dr. Pierce says no problem.

Potter:
Fine. Did my package arrive?

Klinger:
No, sir. The mail hasn't come in yet.

["Rita" finishes typing]

Klinger:
Sir, this girl is a prodigy. She just type "dribnif" and correctly, I might add.