M*A*S*H1972

B.J.:
[reading a letter] Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho. Oh, this is terrific. The other day, Peg took Erin out to eat. And so they're sitting in this restaurant, and Erin taps Peg on the shoulder and says, "Potty, Mommy". All by herself. Isn't she incredible?

Charles:
A veritable potty prodigy.

B.J.:
So, Peg takes Erin to the restroom and when they get back, Peg is so excited she tells the waitress, next thing you know the manager comes over and brings Erin a big chocolate milk shake to celebrate. Ha, ha, ha!

Charles:
Oh, I wish I could've been there to see that.

B.J.:
Oh, don't you? Don't you, though... Oh, no! When she got home, Erin was so excited she wet her pants.

Charles:
Hunnicut, I really wouldn't let one little accident mire such a noteworthy event.