M*A*S*H1972

Lt. Colonel Henry Blake:
Colonel Andropolis has the thing flown in all the way from Greece, and now the damned lamb has flown the coop!

Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce:
Now that's a pretty neat trick.

Lt. Colonel Henry Blake:
U.N. Command in Seoul's called. Boy! Am I in Dutch with the Greeks.

Captain John McIntyre:
Heh, heh, heh, heh.

Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce:
The man's a fountain of straight lines.

Lt. Colonel Henry Blake:
Go ahead and joke. I'm in trouble up to my whatsis. One more chewing out and my belly button will cave in.

Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly:
Uh, Sir?

Lt. Colonel Henry Blake:
Not now, Radar!

Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly:
Uh, it's about the lamb, Colonel.

Lt. Colonel Henry Blake:
Where is it?

Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly:
Well, uh. I don't want you to get in trouble, Sir. But, uh, it's been set free.

Lt. Colonel Henry Blake:
Well what horse's pa-toot did that?

Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly:
Um. [pause] You did, Sir. You gave him a medical discharge this afternoon.

Captain John McIntyre:
[reading form] Private Charles Lamb.

Lt. Colonel Henry Blake:
Radar! You tricked me!

Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly:
Well, I didn't wanna see him killed, Sir. I'd rather be barbecued myself with an apple shoved up my face!

Lt. Colonel Henry Blake:
I gave a discharge to a sheep!

Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly:
He's on his way to Tokyo now.

Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce:
On Bo Peep Airlines.

Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly:
A buddy of mine will reroute him to Iowa to my folks. I already radioed them. They're expecting him.

Captain John McIntyre:
He can sleep in your room.

Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce:
Your pants will just fit him.

Lt. Colonel Henry Blake:
I think I'm losing my mind.

Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce:
Don't fight it, Henry.

Lt. Colonel Henry Blake:
I've got Command on my tail! And a hospital full of Greeks waiting on a lamb that's on a plane on his way to Iowa to become Radar's little brother!