M*A*S*H1972

Hawkeye:
Come on, Frank, scrape the rust off your imagination, what if this guy really is who he says he is?

Maj. Frank Marion 'Ferret Face' Burns:
He's not.

B.J.:
How do you know?

Maj. Frank Marion 'Ferret Face' Burns:
I tested him.

Hawkeye:
You tested him?

Maj. Frank Marion 'Ferret Face' Burns:
I said a little prayer before lunch, nothing big.

Hawkeye:
Just incase.

Maj. Frank Marion 'Ferret Face' Burns:
My prayer wasn't answered, so put that in your hair and rub it.

Hawkeye:
Come on, Frank, just because you didn't get chocolate pudding for lunch doesn't mean he isn't who he says he is.

Maj. Frank Marion 'Ferret Face' Burns:
How did you know I prayed for chocolate pudding?

Hawkeye:
You ALWAYS pray for chocolate pudding.