M*A*S*H1972

Cpl./Sgt. Maxwell Q. Klinger:
[Sitting under a hair dryer. Frank Burns enters and bites Klinger on the neck] What are you doing?

Maj. Frank Burns:
[Flustered] I was a...

Cpl./Sgt. Maxwell Q. Klinger:
[Agitated] Can't a guy have a wash and set without someone biting him on the neck?

Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan:
[Enters tent] Biting who?

Maj. Frank Burns:
[to Margaret] I was biting you.

Cpl./Sgt. Maxwell Q. Klinger:
No you weren't. You were biting me.

Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan:
Klinger, what are you doing in here?

Cpl./Sgt. Maxwell Q. Klinger:
Just borrowing a little of your shampoo, Major. It's wartime. We all gotta help each other.

Maj. Frank Burns:
[Incensed] No we dont! You get out of here, you pervert!

Cpl./Sgt. Maxwell Q. Klinger:
[Accusing] Pervert? Who bit who, Major?

Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan:
[to Klinger, pointing at the door] OUT!