M*A*S*H1972

Hawkeye:
[Hawkeye tries to get bidding signals from his bridge partner] I'm reminded of a story. You've probably heard it. The, uh, King and Queen of this country were playing golf with five clubs, when their son, Jack, remarked how strange it was they had only two hearts between them. Just then, Deucey and her little dog, Tres, started singing "Four Diamonds are a girl's best friend." Whereupon the entire family beat her to death and buried her with two spades. Did you get it?"

Charles:
Everybody did.

Hawkeye:
Well, I didn't. What do I bid?

Everyone:
Two clubs!

Hawkeye:
Please! No prompting. I bid two clubs.