M*A*S*H1972

Cpt. Sweeney:
Hello, boys, how are you feeling? And how about you, Palmer, you nice and comfy?

Pvt. Palmer:
Y-y-y-y-yes, sir.

Cpt. Sweeney:
Oh that's good. I certainly wouldn't want it bothering you that you almost cost three men their lives.

Pvt. Palmer:
Bu-b-b-b-but I-I had no way of knowing that b-b-bedrock w-w-was unstable.

Cpt. Sweeney:
Hell, I should've known better than to give any kind of responsibility to a dummy.

Pvt. Palmer:
I'm s-s-s-s-s-sorry.

Cpt. Sweeney:
Well fat 'lotta good that d-d-d-does.

Charles:
Excuse me, Captain Sweeney, may I talk to you for just a moment please?

Cpt. Sweeney:
Sure, Major, what is it?

Charles:
This way.

[They walk into the next room]

Charles:
Captain Sweeney, if you say one more unkind to Private Palmer, I will personally write up a report detailing your inhumanity and I will have it placed in your 201 file where it will follow you for the rest of your career.

Cpt. Sweeney:
But, Major...

Charles:
Is that clear?!