M*A*S*H1972

Col. Sherman T. Potter:
Now, what's the story on Houlihan?

Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly:
Nobody has seen her.

Col. Sherman T. Potter:
Strange.

Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly:
I've checked with everyone from Nurse Able to Sergeant Zale.

Col. Sherman T. Potter:
A to Z, very methodical.

Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly:
Well, I try to use the alphabet whenever I can, Sir.

Col. Sherman T. Potter:
Think, Radar. You must've missed someplace.

Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly:
No, no, no. I looked everywhere... except the nurse's showers. [Potter looks up at Radar] Oh, NO sir! I couldn't look in there. There might be naked female personnel showering in there with their clothes off!

Col. Sherman T. Potter:
What's the big deal?

Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly:
Nuditity makes me breathe funny.

Col. Sherman T. Potter:
Affects me the same way. Do it!

Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly:
Uh, sir? Couldn't we find someone else? Like maybe Captain Pierce?

Col. Sherman T. Potter:
Nope. We'd never get him out of there.