M*A*S*H

     

M*A*S*H1972

Stars: Alan Alda, Loretta Swit, Jamie Farr, William Christopher
Rating: TV-PG
Runtime: 25 minutes

Members of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital care for the injured during the Korean War and use humor to escape from the horror and depression of the situation. Among the 4077's people are Capts. Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce and "… more »


Col. Sherman T. Potter:
Now, what's the story on Houlihan?

Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly:
Nobody has seen her.

Col. Sherman T. Potter:
Strange.

Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly:
I've checked with everyone from Nurse Able to Sergeant Zale.

Col. Sherman T. Potter:
A to Z, very methodical.

Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly:
Well, I try to use the alphabet whenever I can, Sir.

Col. Sherman T. Potter:
Think, Radar. You must've missed someplace.

Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly:
No, no, no. I looked everywhere... except the nurse's showers. [Potter looks up at Radar] Oh, NO sir! I couldn't look in there. There might be naked female personnel showering in there with their clothes off!

Col. Sherman T. Potter:
What's the big deal?

Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly:
Nuditity makes me breathe funny.

Col. Sherman T. Potter:
Affects me the same way. Do it!

Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly:
Uh, sir? Couldn't we find someone else? Like maybe Captain Pierce?

Col. Sherman T. Potter:
Nope. We'd never get him out of there.

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