M*A*S*H1972

Radar:
When I was wandering around here, I didn't find no enemies so I figure we're safe so long as we can get out of here.

Hawkeye:
Speaking of which, enemy-wise, has anyone seen our prisoner?

Frank Burns:
There he is! *Sabotage*! He's tinkering with our parts!

[the POW is trying to fix the bus]

Frank Burns:
Get away from there!

B.J.:
Easy, Frank, easy! He's wounded, remember?

Frank Burns:
Oh, wounded, sure! That's how we lost China!

B.J.:
By fixing a bus?

[the wrench Frank is holding is pointed towards B.J]

B.J.:
Careful, that could be loaded.