M*A*S*H1972

Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly:
It's not mine!

Lt. Col. Henry Blake:
The mother says it is.

Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly:
Well, what does she know? I mean, she's mixing me up with somebody else.

Capt. Sam Pak:
That's possible. You all look alike to us.

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
Come on, Radar. Level. Could you be the father?

Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly:
Of course I could, but I'm not. I mean, I do, but I didn't!

Lt. Col. Henry Blake:
Do you admit that you know her?

Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly:
Sure I know her. She's from the village. I've run into her a few times.

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
Well, *once* anyway.

Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly:
No! Never!

Lt. Col. Henry Blake:
You'd better be telling the truth, Radar. They're sending someone from the Judge Advocate to question you.

Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly:
I'm not worried.

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
Radar, why would she pick on you?

Army Capt. "Trapper John" McIntyre:
Of all people.

Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly:
Now what is that crack? Just 'cause I don't fool around like you guys doesn't mean I don't fool around like you guys!