M*A*S*H1972

Captain B.J. Hunnicut:
[B.J. is calling his father-in-law in Oklahoma for help to treat Col. Potter's sick horse] Hello, Pa? Hi, it's B.J.!... No, I'm not at the bus station, I'm still in Korea... no, we're not still fighting the Germans, Pa, that was your war!... listen, Pa, I can't stay on too long, we need your help. We've got a sick mare she's down. [asks Hawkeye] What's her heart rate?

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
Fifty.

Captain B.J. Hunnicut:
Fifty. [tells Hawkeye] Too fast. Any gurgling in her stomach?

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
Silencio.

Captain B.J. Hunnicut:
[back to Pa on the phone] Nothing. Uh huh... uh huh... OK... thanks, Pa! You take care of yourself, now... and listen, call Peg and tell her everything's fine... right, except for the horse! Love you, too. Bye!

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
What, what?

Captain B.J. Hunnicut:
Too much dry grass and not enough water, she's got colic!