M*A*S*H1972
Rating: TV-PG
Runtime: 25 minutes
Colonel Sherman T. Potter:
Driver, what ignoramus is responsible for this?
Sgt. Hacker:
Ah, any one of a dozen, sir. Would you mind signing this, please?
Colonel Sherman T. Potter:
Sign nothin'. We can't use any of this, Sergeant.
Sgt. Hacker:
It's all yours now.
Colonel Sherman T. Potter:
Mule fritters! You've gotta haul it back to H.Q.!
Sgt. Hacker:
I'm sorry, Colonel. I'm not authorized for returns. Would you mind signing this, please? I'm overdue at the 8063.
Colonel Sherman T. Potter:
Let 'em get their inflatable pool and swim fins an hour later. Didn't you wonder why you were delivering ice cream churns to a MASH unit in the middle of winter?
Sgt. Hacker:
Yeah, I used to wonder about stuff like that but it was keepin' me up nights, givin' me worry lines, so I cut it out.
Colonel Sherman T. Potter:
Very wise.
Sgt. Hacker:
Y'know, Colonel, if I was you, I would try and look on the bright side.
Colonel Sherman T. Potter:
[sarcastically] There's a bright side?
Sgt. Hacker:
Oh, yeah. Summer is just six months away.
Translation
Find a translation for this quote in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Quote of the Day Today's Quote | Archive
Would you like us to send you a FREE inspiring quote delivered to your inbox daily?
Citation
Use the citation below to add this movie quote to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"M*A*S*H Quotes." Quotes.net. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 6 Oct. 2024. <https://www.quotes.net/mquote/791432>.
Share your thoughts on this M*A*S*H's quote with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In