M*A*S*H1972

Father Francis Mulcahy:
I'd like your permission to return these, sir. Quartermaster sent us a gross of new bibles, and there seem to be quite a number of typographical errors.

Colonel Sherman T. Potter:
Oh?

Father Francis Mulcahy:
Uh, here's the first one. "Thou shalt commit adultery."

Colonel Sherman T. Potter:
[Grinning] Well, that's the new army, Father.

Father Francis Mulcahy:
Well, let's hope it's a typo. These lads are trained to take orders.