M*A*S*H

     

M*A*S*H1972

Stars: Alan Alda, Loretta Swit, Jamie Farr, William Christopher
Rating: TV-PG
Runtime: 25 minutes

Members of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital care for the injured during the Korean War and use humor to escape from the horror and depression of the situation. Among the 4077's people are Capts. Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce and "… more »


Radar:
Hey! Hey! Wait a minute! I can't go in there!

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
Tish Tosh!

Radar:
Aw, c'mon. I'm just a Corporal!

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
Do you think that kept Hitler out of the Officer's Club?

Capt. B.J. Hunnicut:
I really wouldn't want to get him into any trouble.

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
No problem. Just let me have some of your costume jewelery.

Capt. B.J. Hunnicut:
Uh, I've had only five weeks of indoctrination. Is this what they call a Field Promotion?

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
For being brave and nearsighted above and beyond the call.

Radar:
Losing a Jeep. Impersonating an officer. All in two hours. If I get in trouble, my mother will kill me!

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
What are mothers for?

Radar:
Hey! What about my stripes?

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
Radar, you've heard of Lieutenant-Generals? Sergent-Majors? You are now a Corporal-Captain. [salutes]

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