M.K. 222004

Corp. Shlomi Hanuka:
So, what's new, dad? How's work?

Hanuka's Dad:
Terrible. The Income Tax Bureau uncovered us.

Corp. Shlomi Hanuka:
What, for the market stand?

Hanuka's Dad:
No, they don't know about that. They discovered about the auto garages.

Corp. Shlomi Hanuka:
Ah, the Hanu-Car chain...

Hanuka's Dad:
Yeah, they went through our books, and found out that in 2001 we had a 5 million shekel turnover, and we didn't pay enough income tax.

Corp. Shlomi Hanuka:
How much did you pay?

Hanuka's Dad:
A hundred and thirty shekels.

Corp. Shlomi Hanuka:
Psssshhhh... How did they catch on?

Hanuka's Dad:
I don't know! But now they want to foreclose the whole chain!

Corp. Shlomi Hanuka:
Bastards.

Hanuka's Dad:
These Ashkenazi Jews, it kills them to see a Sephardi Jew make a good living.