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Mrs. Campbell:
That is so awful for your father to be dying of cancer. It's just horrible. Now... can I ask you a question? Was he a smoker?

Daughter:
Um, yes. Yes, he was.

Mrs. Campbell:
Well then I just don't understand how he could be surprised. I mean it says it right there on the side of the box, doesn't it? "Smoking Causes Cancer." I know 'cause I've seen it on there. Now... can I ask you a question? Can your father read?

Daughter:
Of course he can read!

Mrs. Campbell:
Well, I just thought maybe he was illiterate and that was why he was surprised when he got cancer. Because it does say right there on the box...