MADtv1995

Brenda:
So, Stuart, I hear your dad left on a Thursday, huh?

Stuart Larkin:
Um-hum.

Brenda:
Well, how does that makes you feel?

Stuart Larkin:
[suspiciously] Why?

Brenda:
Well, I grew up without a father too and I just wanted to tell you... You know, sweetie, it's not your fault.

Stuart Larkin:
[pushes Brenda off the couch with his feet] Aaaaahhh!

Brenda:
Stuart, that was not very nice.

Stuart Larkin:
[reaching out his foot towards Brenda] Say that into the microphone!

Brenda:
If I do, will we be friends?

Stuart Larkin:
[putting his foot in front of his mouth, sing-songy] I don't know.

Brenda:
Well, I don't need to be your friend, then. I'll just sit here and read a magazine.