MADtv1995

Bunifa Jackson:
[in an Antiques Roadshow parody, after being told her plate is worth $6] Alright fine, but let me tell you something. I'll take the $6 then.

Appraiser:
I'm not interested in buying it.

Bunifa Jackson:
No, no it's okay, I'll take the six.

Appraiser:
No, no ma'am, I'm the appraiser, I'm not the buyer

Bunifa Jackson:
Then why you offer me $6?

Appraiser:
No, I didn't.

Bunifa Jackson:
Yes you did!

Appraiser:
No I didn't.

Bunifa Jackson:
Yes you did! Yes you did! Yes you did! Oh, so what am I a liar now? I'm a liar! She just called me a liar! I'm some dumb stupid liar. I'm just some dumb stupid lying b*tch!

Appraiser:
Ma'am I did not call you any of those names.

Bunifa Jackson:
So she gonna say I'm deaf. I'm deaf! I'm some dumb stupid lying deaf b*tch with a six dollar dinner plate!