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Stuart Larkin:
Where did his eyes go?

Doreen Larkin:
Well Stuart, they didn't go anywhere, honey. They're just a different shape!

Stuart Larkin:
They look like this! [takes his fingers to his face and presses his eyes together to resemble an Asian]

Doreen Larkin:
Well, that's the way God made 'em. Just like he gave you the lazy eye!

Stuart Larkin:
I don't have a lazy eye!

Doreen Larkin:
Ohh! Yes you do!

Stuart Larkin:
Well, you have gray hair in your danger zone!

Doreen Larkin:
STUART! Did you peek at Mommy when she was changing again?