MADtv1995

Salesman:
You're making us look bad.

Abercrombie Guy 1:
No I'm not.

Salesman:
Yeah you are. Abercrombie's not about helping people.

Abercrombie Guy 1:
No, Abercrombibe's about playing rugby in a fresh green field with you're buddy, but you both forgot your clothes.

Abercrombie Guy 2:
Abercrombie's about hittin' the slopes on a crisp winters day, then going back to a roarin' fire and havin' group sex.

Abercrombie Guy 1:
Abercrombie's about doin' laps at the old pool house with your bros from the swim team, then shavin' each others legs for speed... And each others nads for fun.