Mad About You1992

Jamie Stemple Buchman:
It's a love story about two gymnasts.

Paul Buchman:
What's the matter with you?

Jamie Stemple Buchman:
What?

Paul Buchman:
Why, why would you want to see a bad movie?

Jamie Stemple Buchman:
You know what? You're homophobic.

Paul Buchman:
Why would you insist on seeing a bad movie?

Jamie Stemple Buchman:
You've never even seen it.

Paul Buchman:
I never will see this movie.

Jamie Stemple Buchman:
That's because you're homophobic.

Paul Buchman:
No.

Jamie Stemple Buchman:
It's the same reason you won't let a man give you a massage.

Paul Buchman:
No, that's because I, no, that's not true at all. I don't think if a stranger, if a stranger is rubbing oil on my buttocks...

Jamie Stemple Buchman:
That is not it. The word penis makes you uncomfortable.