Mad Men2007

Greg Harris:
No, no, no, no. Ettinger goes at the head of the table. He's the chief of surgery, it's where he always sits.

Joan Holloway:
Not in your home, Greg. Host at the head, hostess at the foot - or whichever is nearest to the kitchen - and then it's boy, girl, boy, girl.

Greg Harris:
Who says?

Joan Holloway:
Emily Post. Everyone.

Greg Harris:
Ronald Ettinger does not read Emily Post. He's going to expect to sit there and he's gonna expect me and Rick Stolich to be his footstools.

Joan Holloway:
Well, I won't have their wives think you have a wife who doesn't know how to set a table.

Greg Harris:
Joanie, I don't want to have a fight right now.

Joan Holloway:
Then stop talking.

[Followed by complete silence from Greg]