Mad Men2007

Pete Campbell:
I feel like I shouldn't even bring this up. In fact, I don't know how to bring this up, but we're going to lose Jaguar unless an arrangement is made and it involves you and, well... Herb.

Joan Harris:
How did that come up?

Pete Campbell:
He said he was crazy about you and then he just asked. And then I thought we were past it but, right before we put him in a cab, he said it again. And it was quite conditional: a night with you or no vote.

Joan Harris:
Well, I'm sorry to hear that.

Pete Campbell:
Anyway, if you can think of some way to break the news to the company that we're out of this, I'd really appreciate it.

Joan Harris:
You're unbelievable. I'm married. How would you feel if someone asked Trudy?

Pete Campbell:
I didn't bring this up, he did. If you're not interested in the idea at all, I appreciate... It's just, it seems to me that there's something that could be worth the sacrifice. We're talking about a night in your life. We've all had nights in our lives where we've made mistakes for free.

Joan Harris:
You're talking about prostitution.

Pete Campbell:
I'm talking about business at a very high level. Do you consider Cleopatra a prostitute?

Joan Harris:
Where do you get this stuff?

Pete Campbell:
She was a queen. What would it take to make you a queen?